BLACK = Encycla Model #: XSJ-2020
GREEN = Albert
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Anything
Ask me I know anything
Information's what I bring
I know everything
Know it all
Not afraid to show it all
Unlike me who'd blow it all
I know everything
I know advanced vector calculus
The difference between therefore, hence, and thus
I know pi to a million places
I have problems tying my shoelaces
Anything
Ask me to do anything
I can dance and I can sing
I do everything
I can write the next best-selling book
I can be the world's most famous cook
In about a day, I can re-tile your floor
Wow! it's never even been washed before!
Anything
Ask me I am anything
Break your arm? I'll be your sling
I am everything
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I'm a pencil sharpener I'm a microwave
I'll lather up your face if you need to shave
Use me as a phone...texting is free
I'll even send a fax. What is this 1993?
I'm a sewing machine, I'm a laminator
I'm an ATM. I'm a cheese grater
Ask me anything because I know it all
Guess I won't be needing my magic 8-ball
Is this really happening
Too good to be true
If her circuits break down
Then what will I do?
If she begins to rust
Then what have I got?
I'd have to start all over
With a brand new robot
The greatest story she ever told
Is that she'll stay with me and she'll watch me grow old
The greatest story she told to me
Is she'll be what I want her to be
She'll be what I want her to be
The greatest story she told to me
The greatest story she told to me
The greatest story she told to me
Is that she'll always be there
and that for me she will care
and that she'll always make me happy
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