Here's a story about Albert
He's been searching his whole life
To find a special someone
That he can make his wife
CHORUS 1:
Albert, Albert
You could be my pal-bert
You're sweet and kind and true
And I'm programmed for you
Albert, Albert
I could be your gal-bert
If you want to marry
My coding would agree
Here's a story about Albert
He's been looking far and wide
Poor sad lonely Albert
Just wants someone to be his bride
Repeat CHORUS 1
CHORUS 2:
Albert, Albert
You're the one who makes us want to laugh
Can we have your autograph?
Can you put us on your staff?
Albert, Albert
You're the one who makes us want to jump
Put our fists in the air, pump
And then do a chest bump
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CHORUS 3:
Albert, Albert true
You are the one that we admire
Albert, Albert true
You've set our circuitboards on fire
Albert, Albert, We Love You
Albert, Albert, We Love You
Albert, Albert
You've heard their spiel Albert
What are you waiting for?
Choose your brand new wife
From any model on the floor
Repeat CHORUS 1
Repeat CHORUS 2
Repeat CHORUS 3
Repeat CHORUS 2
Albert, Albert,
You're the one who makes us want to smile
We love you the whole while
You have a certain style
Albert, Albert,
Youre the one who makes us want to dance
Kiss us if you get the chance
It might lead to romance
Repeat CHORUS 3
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