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ABOUT THE MUSICAL
It's the smash hit musical about the world's smelliest cat and the problems that she creates for her two
loving owners. Betsy, aka Professor Smellbottom, is the cat who causes mischief in the bathroom and stirs up
trouble in the city. Professor Smellbottom and the P.U. Patrol is recommended for kids ages 5-12 but is enjoyable for everyone.
CAST REQUIREMENTS
- Matt - M - Human owner - Age 20-60
- Bean - F - Human owner married to Matt - Age 20-60
- Betsy - F - Cat, aka Professor Smellbottom - Any Age
- Bruce - M - Streetwise alley cat - Any Age
- Molly - F - Ditzy cat - Any Age
- Mayor - M or F - Human - Any Age
CD TRACK LIST (Songs in blue)
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| 1. |
Professor Smellbottom & the PU Patrol |
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Instrumental |
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There's a cat right over there |
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Matt, Bean |
| 3. |
Two of Us |
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Matt |
| 4. |
All right, we'll keep her |
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Matt |
| 5. |
You can't destroy our happy family |
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Matt, Bean |
| 6. |
Three of Us |
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Matt |
| 7. |
Prozac?!? For a cat? |
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Matt, Bean, Betsy |
| 8. |
Betsy, do you need constant attention? |
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Matt, Bean, Betsy |
| 9. |
This Song Is Not About You |
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Matt, Betsy |
| 10. |
This diet stinks |
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Bean, Betsy |
| 11. |
Betsy, where have you been? |
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Betsy, Molly, Bruce |
| 12. |
Look At Me |
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Molly |
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Oh, Betsy, you're so smart! |
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Betsy, Molly, Bruce |
| 14. |
Change the World |
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Betsy, Molly |
| 15. |
You're my bean! You're my bink! |
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Matt, Bean |
| 16. |
Professor Bink |
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Matt |
| 17. |
Professor Stink |
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Chorus |
| 18. |
I'm just doin a little dance |
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Betsy, Bruce |
| 19. |
Buttwhacking |
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Bruce, Betsy |
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She's known as Professor Smellbottom |
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Matt, Bean, Mayor |
| 21. |
Professor Smellbottom & the PU Patrol |
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Mayor, Molly |
| 22. |
I learned my lesson |
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Matt, Bean, Betsy |
| 23. |
Never Gonna Cease |
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Matt, Bean, Betsy, Chorus |
| 24. |
Buttwhacking (Reprise) |
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Bruce, Betsy |
MUSIC SAMPLES (.mp3 format)
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Professor Smellbottom and the P.U. Patrol is available for performances. To purchase the score and/or performance rights, please email thirteenhundredmedia@yahoo.com.
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