ABOUT THE MUSICAL

It's the smash hit musical about the world's smelliest cat and the problems that she creates for her two loving owners. Betsy, aka Professor Smellbottom, is the cat who causes mischief in the bathroom and stirs up trouble in the city. Professor Smellbottom and the P.U. Patrol is recommended for kids ages 5-12 but is enjoyable for everyone.



CAST REQUIREMENTS

• Matt - M - Human owner - Age 20-60
• Bean - F - Human owner married to Matt - Age 20-60
• Betsy - F - Cat, aka Professor Smellbottom - Any Age
• Bruce - M - Streetwise alley cat - Any Age
• Molly - F - Ditzy cat - Any Age
• Mayor - M or F - Human - Any Age

CD TRACK LIST (Songs in blue)

	1.	Professor Smellbottom & the PU Patrol		Instrumental
	2.	There's a cat right over there		Matt, Bean
	3.	Two of Us		Matt
	4.	All right, we'll keep her		Matt
	5.	You can't destroy our happy family		Matt, Bean
	6.	Three of Us		Matt
	7.	Prozac?!? For a cat?		Matt, Bean, Betsy
	8.	Betsy, do you need constant attention?		Matt, Bean, Betsy
	9.	This Song Is Not About You		Matt, Betsy
	10.	This diet stinks		Bean, Betsy
	11.	Betsy, where have you been?		Betsy, Molly, Bruce
	12.	Look At Me		Molly
	13.	Oh, Betsy, you're so smart!		Betsy, Molly, Bruce
	14.	Change the World		Betsy, Molly
	15.	You're my bean! You're my bink!		Matt, Bean
	16.	Professor Bink		Matt
	17.	Professor Stink		Chorus
	18.	I'm just doin a little dance		Betsy, Bruce
	19.	Buttwhacking		Bruce, Betsy
	20.	She's known as Professor Smellbottom		Matt, Bean, Mayor
	21.	Professor Smellbottom & the PU Patrol		Mayor, Molly
	22.	I learned my lesson		Matt, Bean, Betsy
	23.	Never Gonna Cease		Matt, Bean, Betsy, Chorus
	24.	Buttwhacking (Reprise)		Bruce, Betsy

MUSIC SAMPLES (.mp3 format)

Buttwhacking Look at Me

Professor Smellbottom Professor Stink

BUY THE CD

You can purchase the CD of Professor Smellbottom and the P.U. Patrol for $15.95 through PayPal. Shipping (U.S. addresses only) is included.

STAGE YOUR OWN PERFORMANCE

Professor Smellbottom and the P.U. Patrol is available for performances. To purchase the score and/or performance rights, please email thirteenhundredmedia@yahoo.com.